I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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