dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You pole danced in your parka.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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