Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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