guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
