are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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