I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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