I'm lost and stupid without you.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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