My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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