belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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