Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I love having hate sex.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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