There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
