You really coming over, don't trick.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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