i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
