What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize
