Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
