How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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