redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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