i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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