And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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