we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
