i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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