Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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