So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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