we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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