Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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