Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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