Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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