I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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