if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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