Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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