About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Everything about him screamed your future.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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