ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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