I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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