You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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