...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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