i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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