how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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