How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
my shit smells like andre
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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