do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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