are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
