that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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