we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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