Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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