It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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