You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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