you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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