So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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