i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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