She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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