i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
it glows. i had to have it.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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