my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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