sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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