Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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