: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
All the doctor said was why
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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