dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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